magazine astrology

well im not sure if they really do this in the papers n magazines
but just for sharing
this is a part of the book im reading
***warning*** if u love reading astrology stuff in papers n magazines, u might wanna think twice before continue reading***

(The employees of a magazine company are having an 'astrology meeting')
"Well, what star sign are you?" Tracey asked Holly, the new staff.
"Taurus."
"Ooh, great," Tracey said happily. "We've never had a Taurus before. OK, so are you married or seeing anyone or single or anything?"
"Em... no, I'm not really seeing anyone but..."
"OK then," Tracey said, starting to write. "This month Taurus shall look out for someone tall, dark and handsome and..." she shrugged and looked up, "anybody?"
"Because he will have a big impact on her future," Alice helped out.
"OK, the career stuff is easy," Tracey continued. "So Taurus will be occupied and satisfied by a new workload that comes their way. Lucky day will be a..." she thought for a while, "Tuesday, and your lucky colour is... blue," she decided, looking at the colour of Holly's top. "Right, who's next?"
"Hold on a minute, is this my horoscope for next month?" Holly interrupted, shocked.
Everyone around the table laughed.
"Have we shattered your dreams?" Gordon teased.
"Completely", she said. "I love reading my horoscopes. Please tell me this isn't what all magazines do?" she pleaded.
Chris shook his head, "No , not all magazines do it like this, Holly."
"OK, Chris, you're next. This month Gemini will overwork themselves, never leave their office and eat junk food all the time. They need to find some sort of balance in their lives."
Chris rolled his eyes. " You write that every month, Tracey."
"Well, until you change your lifestyle, I can't change what Gemini will do, can I?"


totally stunned
is that what they really do?
well, you tell me..